One zombie: This book was severely lacking brains! This means that it wasn’t enough to start a zombie outbreak! No need to worry everybody! False alarm!
Two zombies: This book had potential and was basically a small zombie snack! This means that it could start a zombie outbreak but still needs a lot of work. Take your vaccines and everything should be fine.
Three zombies: I liked this book. This means it grew on me like a zombie infection! This is cause for concern people, this book is highly infectious!
Four zombies: I really enjoyed this book! It was more fun then a zombie apocalypse! This means I highly recommend this book and I suggest everyone running to their bunkers to survive!
Five zombies: This book is one of my favorites and fulfilled my hunger for brains! This means that this book is highly recommended and I foresee this zombie infection resulting in a global pandemic!